Hello my
people!
I'd like to
start off my letter this week with a story that is an accurate representation
of what it's like to serve in central Florida.
Yesterday we
decided to call one of our recent converts (Betty) to see when we could meet
with her. When we called her she said "hey! I just made a big pot of beans
why don't you come over and have dinner with us?!" So we were excited for a
surprise dinner and we headed over to her house. After dinner her husband Roy
proceeded to pull out his dentures and licks them clean. He then said "I
wouldn't trade these teeth for anything!"
And that my
friends is what it's like to serve a mission in Florida.
This week has
been good! We got David on date which means we have 7 people who have accepted
the invitation to baptism! The struggle of our mission though is getting people
to come to church. So keep praying for them and that the people we meet will
have the desire to come to church as we didn't have anyone come yesterday.
This week
has consisted of a lot of funny quotes. One of my favorite of which was when we
had just finished reading a scripture to one of our investigators (Louis) and
we asked him what stuck out to him and he responded "the chant..." We
all panicked because there wasn't a chant in the scripture of any kind... then
he said again "the chant... verily, verily." LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN
MEAN? haha Sister Guynn said "ya, verily means this is something really
important and then he talks about baptism so that means it is important that
you get baptized. Louis is usually a very confusing person and he always
follows every comment with the phrase "do you know what I'm saying?"
and we usually not our heads in agreement when on the inside we are yelling
"no! We have no idea!" haha it's always a good time.
One of my
other favorite moments of this week was when we were teaching Willy and all of
his friends were coming in and out of the house interrupting and he got up and
locked them all outside so they wouldn't interrupt. haha He's such a star and
he loves the gospel.
haha so we
have been laughing a lot this week.
I am also
loving how much closer I feel to Christ when I wear his name on my tag
everyday. I can never get enough scriptures in our hour of personal study in
the morning and I have felt that my prayers have become a thousand times more
meaningful. One of my favorite things that I heard this week at church was that
we should make our knees the first part of our body that touches the ground
everyday, not our feet. So I give you all the challenge to try that this week!
I feel that God is my very best friend and I know for a fact that He does
answer every prayer and that He has sent angels to walk with us everyday.
For those of
you at home I also give you the challenge to do something nice for your
missionaries in your ward, be it giving them a referral, serving dinner, or
something else.
Here is a
non-comprehensive list of out of context funny quotes from my week... I also
decided to follow the example of my trainer and give you an
out-of-context-quote as my subject line every week. Enjoy!
Has anyone
ever told you that your name rhymes with quinoa?
It's better
to be have to wait than to be dead!
Did you see
me chinging on the swandelier?
I'm so
excited... It's Christmas!!!
He didn't
want to stay with you...
The chant...
Verily verily
Say both
prayers, it'll be cool! All the way!
Are you
okay? Need water?
There's an
alien... In my tree!!
Where's the
wisdom??
The Holy
Ghost descended in the form of a dove. The Holy Ghost
descended in
the form of a dove!!
I think he
really wanted to get put on date if you know what I mean
Have you
ever seen a seahorse give birth?
Oh yes. The
time change.
Gwynn you
coming?
It's like my
son has football practice, my daughter has cheer
practice.
Like, did I even make it to that dinner?
I touched a
snake today
Who's
shaking a gourd outside my house??
Wait.. Blind
people can't read sign language
Shoots out
the bosom
Good thing
we have that big box of.. Ehhh....
Down at the
water trough like, hey Dave! Wait... Doesn't Dave have mono?
Hey cowboy
boyfriend, can you show me how to sacrifice a Guinea pig?
Then get all
competitive and sacrifice it BETTER than him!!!
So many
cowboy points...
Man I'm DONE
with these birds
I hope you
all have a WONDERFUL week and keep me posted on all the amazing and hilarious
things in your life. (also the mediocre and horrible things.... I want to hear
those things too. Attached is a picture of us with the horseshoe crab I
mentioned last week... and for those of you who were wondering it wasn't still
alive. And the other picture is a picture of me and my trainer sharing a pair
of shorts we got.
I love you
all and hope you have a swell week!
p.s. Tomorrow is our
first exchanges and I am leading out Leesburg as both of my companions
are going to a different area. Ahh! Wish me luck!