Tuesday, October 4, 2016

"Off with their heads" -President Clark



Oh man. What a week.

Okay so last Monday we went to the beach in the mornin' and had a grand ole time. Then in the evening we went to exchange with the Daytona sisters. We were sitting in the Daytona apartment and we're just sitting there talking about goals and whatnot and ALL OF THE SUDDEN AP Elder Johnson calls and is like "oh hey Sister Reid... President Clark wants you to give a training at MLC on Thursday..." 😳😶 And I'm over here thinking "I've never been to an MLC where anyone except the APs, President and Sister Clark, and GENERAL AUTHORITIES have given trainings..." what even is life? 🙈 but you know, it's fine. 

Tuesday I stayed in Daytona with Sister Badal and ALL THE GOOD THINGS HAPPENED. All of them. And all of the crazy happened too. We started off our day at the HUM doing some service for the homeless. We cleaned the showers and toilets that the homeless people use. It was very humbling. Then we went outside and this homeless guy asked us to push his wheelchair up a hill and then after a few minutes Sister Badal started to not feel so good because of the smell of the whole place so she almost passed out. And I'm just thinking "well this is going to be an interesting exchange." 

I was right...

Then we did some finding and taught one of my faves Brother Zanker. The Spirit had him in tears twice during the lesson. *whips and nay nays* Then we did some more finding and found a sweet new gator named J.... and then.... read this story... we go try to contact this former and we got up to the porch and this trailer and before we can knock the door SWINGS OPEN and this old lady and a lady covered in tats while wearing a bikini are holding onto this giant man eating dog and they quickly tell us we need to get to the end of the driveway or the dog might eat us. So we booked it to our car and dived in before the dog could rip our faces off. Then we watched them secure the dog and then then bikini lady starts walking to our car so we are sitting there thinking she's just going to come to our window and say sorry, but THEN SHE HOPPED INTO THE BACK SEAT and Sister Badal and I both start to panic because here we are trying to spread the gospel and then all of the sudden there is a lady in a bikini in our back seat. She was telling us all kinds of things about her life and wouldn't even let us talk. I was just sitting there trying to plot a way to get her out, but after a few minutes she quickly decided on her own that she needed to get out BUT THE CHILD LOCK WAS ON THE DOOR SO THE BIKINI LADY WAS LOCKED IN OUR CAR. So sister Badal was going to get out and unlock it but the lady decided that would take too long so she dived over the seat and climbed out he drivers side door. So Sister Badal hopped in and we drove away realllllll fast.

The crazy doesn't even end there. 

We went and met a guy named Chopper who had ramen noodle hair. Then we saw the Trents who are the nicest! Then we had dinner with Sister J. I don't know if you remember but about 11 months ago we had dinner with this lady who dumped Coca-Cola all over me on accident... well that was Sister J. She remembered me, but I don't think she remembered the coca-cola incident. Haha she was all excited to give us yogurt. What? I don't even know. 

Then here's the best story from exchanges...

So we are leaving and Sister Badal needs to use the loo pretty bad 🚽so we drive over to the church and she runs into the bathroom and I'm just chillin' outside the door and just as she sits down she hears someone say "I'm so sorry.... I have to tell you I'm in here." THERE WAS AN ELDER who will remain nameless IN THE STALL NEXT TO HER! I  was laughing so hard I was crying listening to this all go down. He said there was only one stall in the boys bathroom and he really had to go and he didn't think anyone would be at the church. So there Sister Badal was just peeing away while an Elder was taking a dump next to her. She hurried out of there as fast as she could and we ran outside and laughed until we couldn't breath. Then the elders eventually came out and we all laughed about it for another solid ten minutes.

It definitely made the top 10 funniest moments of my mission. And the best quote from the whole ordeal is "You don't know how loud your pee is until there's an elder in the stall next to you."

 The last miracle from Tuesday was when we went to visit heir progressing investigator John and I realized that I TOTALLY CONTACTED JOHN eleven months ago with Sister Nelsen and he is INVESTIGATING THE CHURCH now and he RODE HIS LAWN MOWER TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY and I just really like when I find out that the work I did in the past really did make a difference.

What a day.

Wednesday we had DM and we gave a two minute training on memorizing scriptures. We also taught Tammy and went to a super fun ward choir practice where the director just played songs on the guitar and we jammed out. Then we went to young women's and did skits with them. 

Thursday we road tripped down to Orlando for MLC. I'm there thinking there are going to be several people giving trainings, but Hermana Jones asks Elder Johnson how many people are giving trainings and he holds up a number one and then points to me. ☝🏻👉🏻Excuse me what? Oh man. But I gave my training and nobody even died so I guess you could say it went pretty well. 😂 I kinda gave an obedience lecture and then told a story about mung beans and then talked about following the spirit. Hahaha Then there was a really good discussion on obedience that was lead by President Clark. Thursday we also taught Melody, Brittany, Milady, and Jefferey. They are my favorite family. Then we taught Sister Chilkott, and then Brother Schmidt and Judy.

Friday we weekly planned and had a meeting with the Zone Leaders to plan ZTM. We also had dinner with the Cintron's who I LOVE! And we taught this 13 year old kid named Jathen who told us about fishing for a solid 30 minutes and and I was just nodding my head like "ya mhmm garr is a good fish to catch... did you know Jesus' apostles were fisherman?" 🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟 Then we convinced him to read his scriptures. 👊🏻Then we taught Angel and Brother Clausen. 

Saturday was general conference. My favorite holiday. There were many revelations received. 

So here's the cutest thing. I've had the same home teacher since I was seven and every year since I was a little kid we've had to draw him pictures during general conference and when he comes to visit after conference we would present our pictures to him and he'd give us a treat in response. Well we are teaching a part member family right now so that some of the kids can get baptized. I decided to pass this tradition onto them and so when we went over Saturday night they all ran to me to show me their pictures. I was in awe as they told me all about their favorite talks and stories from conference. We took some selfies with their pictures.

Sunday we had some more wonderful sessions of general conference. Go watch #LDSconf if you haven't yet. We also taught a guy named Frank who was nice. 

Like I said, I always like to joke about how conference is our favorite holiday. I like to say that because it really does feel like a celebration of the fact that we have the restored gospel on the earth today in its fullness. The overall feeling I got from conference is motivation. I liked when President Eyring said that LDS also stands for "Let's Do Something." Overall conference was a reminder that this is the greatest work I can ever do and I am so excited to go out and do it!

I'm doing really well and I hope y'all are too! Thank for all the love and support. You really don't know how much even little emails mean to me. 

I just love y'all more than missionaries love conference, and more than President Uchtdorf loves airplanes.








Sister Whitney Reid
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Sunday, September 25, 2016

"Did you just quote Satan?"



Remember how once upon a time I was in DeLand and we had an apartment infested with sugar ants? Do you remember that Sister Larsen? Well I just sprayed a whOLE HECK OF A LOt of ants dead and I feel like I'm watching that one part in HP where Dobby says "history repeats its self."

Oh so do you also remember how I turned 20 yesterday and ate far more cake than should ever be consumed. God loves me so much. 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 I had two birthday parties. #Blessed. Also Thanks for the birthday emails!

So here's how my week went...

So Monday I was runnin' around every where with my bff Sista Simpson because it was our last day together. We went to Aunt Catfish's 🐠🐠🐠 we also got priesthood blessings from bishop and frosties 🍦🍦🍦 and we went to the Biddles for dinner... k so do you want to hear How funny the Biddles are? So we pull up to their house and it starts to dump from the heavens and we're all standing on the porch like "this is what it looked like right before Noah's flood I'm pretty sure." So then we were like "this would be a good time to record a video of us being news reporters. So we had a fork 🍴 and spoon as microphones 🎤 and we started rehersing our little news report on the porch... then Brother Biddle appears with a leaf blower and I kid you not we made a news report while our ward mission leader blew us with a leaf blower to pretend it was raining real hard.

If you believed missions were boring you were wrong.

We also visited Debi, Brother Schmidt and Judy, and the Hewlets who are my number ☝️.

Tuesday sister Hewlett came and got us and took us to Cinnamon Tree Café for breakfast for our last hurrah with Sister Simpson before she left. We had some FANTASTIC CREPES. And just... sister Hewlett is my bff. Then we transferred and I got HNA Jones and let me tell you what went wrong... everything... that's what. Most (like literally more than half) of the mission is either training or white washing or white wash training. We did a lot of problem solving. *straightens my superhero cape* We also almost took a lil' road trip down to Orlando but then we didn't have to. #Blessings. BUTTTTTTTTT the best part of the day was when I got to talk to Baby Hart and grand baby Staten on the phone because they are now in my zone. Oh man. Tears were shed. That evening we had dinner and a meeting with bishop and sister Hellums and the elders who are TAKING AWAY MY GHETTO. but it's fine. I've forgiven them. Sorta.

Guess what bishop got us? You guessed it.... frosties! 😋🍦🍦

Wednesday L had his baptismal interview which he passed. 👊🏻🙌🏼 We also introduced him to the elders since he's in their area... let's just say when I was backing Hermana Jones out of her parking spot he yelled to me "Sister Reid... I'll miss you." *cries... then cries some more* 😭😭😭 "don't worry friend... I'll see ya around." We also taught a nice lady named M who we sang for. Then we taught C, then T, R, and J. Then later that night we taught Sister Davila.

Thursday we taught A... who we dropped. Then we FOUND some Mormons turned Baptists. They were actually SUPPA nice and happy to see us. We were talking to them and this guy was mowing the lawn and he was all "don't tell them where I live." And then they proceeded to give us directions to his house. 😈 We then taught B and C who gave us 🇨🇷 Costa Rican tortillas that they made. 😋 Then we taught T and did some dishes. 🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 Then we taught the Orbans. Then we taught Sister Chilcott then Brother Schmidt and Judy.

Friday we weekly planned. I had my birthday party at Ritters with Brother Westcott. 🎂🎂🎂 Its tradition that Brother Westcott gives the missionaries that come to NSB birthday parties at Ritters. I was #Spoiled. Then we weekly planned. That night we taught a lady named Debbie and Then Brother Clausen, Angel, and Bri. They are my most favorite ever. I love them.

Saturday we taught our new friends Jenny then Jason then Robert. Then we met a less active named Cassie who I'm probably going to be best friends with. That evening we ate dinner with Sister Johnson and Sister Pyles and they hooked us up with some delicious food. Then we taught the Sebastian family. Oh what a good day it was. Elder and Sister Corder came to do apartment checks and they brought me a toaster and some happy birthday napkins. Haha #SoBlessed

 Sunday I turned 20. We went to church. They sang to me in correlation... then again in ward council... #Blessed  we then went to a choir meeting and then another meeting with he elders to make sure they take care of my area. 😥 but it's fine. L unfortunately wasn't able to make it to church which means we have to postpone his baptism to October which I was pretty bummed about but that's okay... Then we did some good solid studies. I don't know if y'all know this but the Bible is rated R. Then we went to the Steflik's for birthday party number two. They made me CAFE RIO SALADS AND OH MY GOODNESS IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I'VE HAD HOT RANCH. *passes out* then they brought out a cake *passes out again* oh my... we put on party hats and God loves me so much. Then we taught the Hewletts who, as always, have me laughing until my cheeks hurt.

So at the beginning of the week I was all stressed, but in the words of Brother Adler #ImTooBlessedToBeStressed. Sister Steflik took us to get some good old Yellow Dog Eats. #OhMySoBlessed and we are going to go see the beach later.

I'm happy and healthy and hope everyone is doing swell. I love y'all more than Kip loves technology.

Out of context quotes:
Did you just quote Satan?

"He looked sister Quist and I on Facebook and he thinks we're beautiful... he's also blind."

"I'm on a jeep?"

.Clear your head".... "that's gonna be hard"

"It's been a few more than seven months since then..."
































Sister Whitney Reid
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Monday, September 12, 2016

"I would always save them and give them to my lunch lady."



This week was pretty much the best. 

Ok so I can't even talk about how crazy this week was because there's simply not enough time. We had forty...yes FORTY lessons this week. What even is life? 😳 I am exhausted, but in a good way. We basically didn't have time for meals and just ate when we were in the car driving to appointments. #GodIsGood #TheNSBwardIsSoGoodToMe #ImInAHashtagMood #SorryBoutIt

So transfer doctrine came! Sister Simpson is LEAVING ME. rude. 😭 I'm staying in New Smyrna and Hermana Jones is going to be my companion!! 👏🏻🙌🏼👊🏻 she's the coolest so I'm not even mad. Since our ward is hopping' they're putting elders back in... THEY'RE TAKING AWAY MY GHETTO.... I'm not real thrilled about it. The ghetto is where I do my best work. 😎 #IDidntChooseTheThugLyfe #TheThugLyfeChoseMe so now I'm just going to cover the Port Orange half of the ward.

Butttt it will be good because #GodIsHasteningHisWork and my friend Elder Skidmore from Syracuse is coming to NSB. 

Also, S/o to my my trainee, Sister Hart, who is TRAINING next transfer! #ImGonnaBeAGrandma #MamaIsSoProud she's also white washing a new area in my zone so you'd better believe we're going to go on all the exchanges. I'm so excited I kinda wanna cry.

Sooooo what do I even say about this week? 

Monday we taught Jennifer and Diana. They told us about how terrible the vet is...k... Don't worry I taught them about Jesus. We also FOUND a less active we've been trying to find for a while. He was just chillin' on his porch while we were driving down the road and the spirit was all "go talk to that guy." So we did BOOM! #YouCantHideFromTheSisters 🕵🏻 After that we taught Rod.

Tuesday we had a real good time at Habitat for Humanity. I almost bought some cowboy boots because I miss dressing up like a cowgirl but they were a half size too small. 😭 after that we taught Doug, Sister Wilson, Edward, Gino, and the Fraleigh's. Then after the Fraleigh's the Doans (our favorite people) were all "do you wanna go to Taco Bell?" And I was like "you know the way to my heart" and shed a tear. And then in taco bell we met a guy named Mark that we picked up as an investigator. #TacoMark 🌮🌮🌮 after that we taught Sister Clausen and Angel and Bri. When they opened the door the girls screamed because they were so excited to see us. It made my heart happy.

Wednesday we taught Bobby. We had the most awkward lesson with Quinn. Why are YSA boys so hard to teach? I have lost my YSA touch and now only know how to talk to the oldies but goodies. Hahaha then we taught Tammy and then the Orbans, Andrew, Kurt, a sweet little 89 year old lady named June who asked us to fix her coffee machine... We were like excuse me but dats bad for you 🙅🏼 but we fixed it anyways. Then we taught brother Warner and then had the BEST LESSON EVER WITH THE WIND FAMILY. Last week Sister Steflik came to an apt with us and they were running late so sis Steflik was like "you wanna knock some doors?" And then she took us to her old house and we just knocked on the door and she was like "hi I just wanted to stop by and see if you are liking the house and oh also, these are missionaries from my church and if you want them to teach you more they can." Well we went back and THEY ARE SO SOLID I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT. I was sharing first vision and the Spirit was think and oh man if you only could have been there.

Thursday we had ZTM and I gave a lil training on being positive, obedient, PMG missionaries. Then we taught Sister Gruber, Sister Chilkott, then had dinner with Bishop and Sister Hellums. Then they came with us to Sister Sutton's who we taught INSIDE HER STABLES. I got to pet the baby horses. You don't even know how excited I was. She also told me that next time I come over she'll let me wear some cowboy boots and pretend I'm a cowgirl. Don't even worry I won't ride the horses. But oh man it was fun to be on her lil farm. Then we taught Sister Nicotra and Bishop and his wife got us frosties. 

Friday we weekly planned. I'm not counting but I only have 30 more weekly planning sessions.... Just sayin'... We also taught Quinn, had dinner and planted pineapples with the Cintron's. 🍍🍍🍍 Then we taught Judy and Brother Schmidt and then we taught Brother Clausen.

Saturday we taught Leigh, then Jackson. Then we went to a funeral and Sister Simpson played the organ like a boss. Then we taught Brother Silver who taught me about his generator... Because I've been wondering about that... Haha he's my favorite. We taught Brother McCasslin who let me play his guitar. 🎸 I did a nice lil private gig for Bro McCaslin and Sister Simpson. If you want tickets to my next one LMK. Then we taught Gino who has TWENTY children. Then we taught the Sebastian family the plan of Salvation and those kids are incredible. Jr. Is and we are teaching him so he can get baptized soon. They are the sweetest family.

Sunday we got to go to stake conference WITH NONE OTHER THAN ELDER JÖRG KLEBINGAT OF THE SEVENTY WHO I HAD MEETINGS WITH A FEW WEEKS AGO AND.... mm... It was basically the best stake conf. I've ever been to. We got to go to a cool meeting for investigators and recent converts. And then the meeting was...Let's just say he painted the picture of what judgement is going to be like beautifully and I may have shed a tear. Also, I've served in THREE of the wards in this stake so it was just a great big reunion with all my friends in all the wards. It was INSANE. I got to sit by Michelle from DeLand and my heart was oh so happy. After stake conf. We had the BEST RESTORATION LESSON EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH VALERIE. She came to stake conference and LOVED it and then we were teaching the restoration and she kept BACKING UP everything we taught with scriptures FROM THE BIBLE. The Spirit was so strong. Holy. Then we taught Donny and told him he needs to read his scriptures. Then we taught Tim. Then we went to Elijah Pie where you eat pie and do family history work. Oh my it was a beautiful Sunday.

Today I am emailing late because we went to Aunt Catfish's with the Doan's and I had some clam chowder on the Halifax river and I couldn't have been happier. 👌🏻 Then we came home and Bishop came over and gave us blessings and he gave me the coolest blessing about how I fought in the war in heaven and how I'm not going to have any down time on my mission. Guess it's time to get busy! Then they took us to get frosties.🍦🍦🍦


Also, can't even believe that I turn 20 this week and I hit my year mark next week. I'm turning 7 in case you were wondering. 


That's all folks. Until next week.

I love y'all more that Floridians on the river love sea food. 

Out of context quotes:


"One time my dad got pulled over and had to take a lie detector test."

*John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16*   "Wait.... The deer's name is John?!"

"I think he has one of those pee in a bag things"

"Wait... Start Treck is the reason we're less energy efficient indoors?"

"I would always save them and give them to my lunch lady...
... I thought you were talking about the drugs still"

"WHO THE HECK IS BART!?"

"everything I've learned about drugs I've learned from the addiction recovery videos."



Sister Whitney Reid
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